Post by Vivinette Rendair on Aug 1, 2009 13:12:54 GMT -5
Siren: Pop.
Kitten: Six.
Anna: Squish.
Cacey: Uh-Uh.
Two: Cicero.
Tanya: Lipschitz!
Seymour: And now, the six merry murderesses of the Antique Lullaby Inn in their rendition of... The Cell Block Tango.
Siren: Pop.
Kitten: Six.
Anna: Squish.
Cacey: Uh-Uh.
Two: Cicero.
Tanya: Lipschitz!
Siren: Pop.
Kitten: Six.
Anna: Squish.
Cacey: Uh-Uh.
Two: Cicero.
Tanya: Lipschitz!
Siren: Pop.
Kitten: Six.
Anna: Squish.
Cacey: Uh-Uh.
Two: Cicero.
Tanya: Lipschitz!
Siren: Pop.
Kitten: Six.
Anna: Squish.
Cacey: Uh-Uh.
Two: Cicero.
Tanya: Lipschitz!
Siren: Pop.
Kitten: Six.
Anna: Squish.
Cacey: Uh-Uh.
Two: Cicero.
Tanya: Lipschitz!
All: He had it coming! He had it coming! He only had himself to blame. If you'd have been there... If you'd have seen it...
Two: I betcha you would have done the same!
Siren: Pop.
Kitten: Six.
Anna: Squish.
Cacey: Uh-Uh.
Two: Cicero.
Tanya: Lipschitz!
Siren: Pop.
Kitten: Six.
Anna: Squish.
Cacey: Uh-Uh.
Two: Cicero.
Tanya: Lipschitz!
All: He had it coming! He had it coming! He only had himself to blame. If you'd have been there... If you'd have seen it...
Two: I betcha you would have done the same!
Siren: Pop.
Kitten: Six.
Anna: Squish.
Cacey: Uh-Uh.
Two: Cicero.
Tanya: Lipschitz!
Siren: You know how people have these little habits that get you down? Like... Cam. Cam liked to chew gum. No, not chew. Pop. So, I came home this one day and I'm really irritated, and I'm looking for a little sympathy, and there's Cam, lyin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer, and chewin'. No, not chewin'. Poppin'. So, I said to him, I said, "You pop that gum one more time..." And he did.
Siren: So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots... ...into his head.
All: He had it coming! He had it coming! He only had himself to blame. If you'd have been there... If you'd have heard it! I betcha you would have done the same!
Kitten: I met Rett Fallison from Salt Lake City about two years ago and he told me he was single and we hit it off right away. So, we started living together. He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner. And then I found out. "Single" he told me. Single, my ass. Not only was he married. Oh, no... He had six wives. One of those Mormons, you know. So that night when he came home from work... I fixed him his drink... as usual.
Kitten: You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic!
Siren, Kitten, Anna, Tanya: Hah! He had it coming!
Two, Cacey: Pop, Six, Squish, Uh-Uh,
Siren, Kitten, Anna, Tanya: He had it coming!
Two, Cacey: Cicero, Lipschitz!
Siren, Kitten, Anna, Tanya: He took a flower in its prime! And then he used it...
Two, Cacey: Pop, Six, Squish, Uh-Uh,
Siren, Kitten, Anna, Tanya: And he abused it!
Two, Cacey: Cicero, Lipschitz!
Siren, Kitten, Anna, Tanya: It was a murder, But not a crime!
Anna: Now, I'm standing in the kitchen, carvin' up the chicken for dinner, minding my own business, and in storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage. "You been screwin' the milkman," he says. He was crazy! And he kept on screamin',"You been screwin' the milkman!"
Anna: And then he ran into my knife... He ran into my knife ten times!
All: If you'd have been there.. If you'd have seen it... I betcha you would have done the same!
Cacey: Mit keresek, enn itt? Azt mondjok, hogy lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan vagyok. Nem tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tetten. Probaltam a rendorsegen megmagyarazni de nem ertettek meg...
Anna: Yeah, but did you do it?
Cacey: Uh-uh! Not... guilty!
Two: My sister, Veronica, and I did this double act and my husband, Charlie, traveled around with us. Now for the last number in our act, we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row. One, two, three, four, five... Splits, spread eagles, back flips, flip flops, one right after the other. So, this one night before the show, we were down at the Hotel Cicero, the three of us, boozin'... havin' a few laughs. And we ran out of ice, so I go out to get some. I come back, open the door... And there's Veronica and Charlie doing Number Seventeen -the spread eagle!
Two: Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead.
Girls: They had it coming! They had it coming! They had it coming all along.
Two: I didn't do it! But if I'd done it, How could you tell me that I was wrong?
Two: They had it coming!
Girls: They had it coming!
Two: They had it coming!
Girls: They had it coming!
Two: They had it coming,
Girls: They took a flower,
Two: All along!
Girls: In its prime!
Two: I didn't do it!
Girls: And then they used it,
Two: But if I'd done it,
Girls: And they abused it
Two: How could you tell me,
Girls: It was a murder,
Two: That I was wrong?
Girls: But not a crime!
Tanya: I loved Tyler Langley more than I can possibly say. He was a real artistic guy... Sensitive...a painter. But he was always trying to find himself. He'd go out every night, looking for himself... and along the way he found Carrie, Annette, Momo... and Emoi.
Tanya: I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive... and I saw him dead.
All: The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum!
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum!
Siren, Kitten, Tanya: They had it comin'!
Two, Anna, Cacey: They had it comin'!
Siren, Kitten, Tanya: They had it comin'!
Two, Anna, Cacey: They had it comin'!
Siren, Kitten, Tanya: They had it comin',
Two, Anna, Cacey: They had it comin',
Siren, Kitten, Tanya: All along!
Two, Anna, Cacey: All along!
Siren, Kitten, Tanya: 'Cause if they used us,
Two, Anna, Cacey: 'Cause if they used us,
Siren, Kitten, Tanya: And they abused us,
Two, Anna, Cacey: And they abused us,
Siren, Kitten, Tanya: How could you tell us,
Two, Anna, Cacey: How could you tell us,
Siren, Kitten, Tanya: That we were wrong?
Two, Anna, Cacey: That we were wrong?
Two, Anna, Cacey: He had it coming! He had it coming! He only had himself to blame. If you'd have been there... If you'd have seen it... I betcha you would have done the same!
Siren: You pop that gum one more time!
Kitten: Single my ass.
Anna: Ten times!
Cacey: Miert csukott Uncle Sam bortonbe.
Two: Number Seventeen - the spread eagle.
Tanya: Artistic differences.
Siren: Pop.
Kitten: Six.
Anna: Squish.
Cacey: Uh-Uh.
Two: Cicero.
Tanya: Lipschitz!
Kitten: Six.
Anna: Squish.
Cacey: Uh-Uh.
Two: Cicero.
Tanya: Lipschitz!
Seymour: And now, the six merry murderesses of the Antique Lullaby Inn in their rendition of... The Cell Block Tango.
Siren: Pop.
Kitten: Six.
Anna: Squish.
Cacey: Uh-Uh.
Two: Cicero.
Tanya: Lipschitz!
Siren: Pop.
Kitten: Six.
Anna: Squish.
Cacey: Uh-Uh.
Two: Cicero.
Tanya: Lipschitz!
Siren: Pop.
Kitten: Six.
Anna: Squish.
Cacey: Uh-Uh.
Two: Cicero.
Tanya: Lipschitz!
Siren: Pop.
Kitten: Six.
Anna: Squish.
Cacey: Uh-Uh.
Two: Cicero.
Tanya: Lipschitz!
Siren: Pop.
Kitten: Six.
Anna: Squish.
Cacey: Uh-Uh.
Two: Cicero.
Tanya: Lipschitz!
All: He had it coming! He had it coming! He only had himself to blame. If you'd have been there... If you'd have seen it...
Two: I betcha you would have done the same!
Siren: Pop.
Kitten: Six.
Anna: Squish.
Cacey: Uh-Uh.
Two: Cicero.
Tanya: Lipschitz!
Siren: Pop.
Kitten: Six.
Anna: Squish.
Cacey: Uh-Uh.
Two: Cicero.
Tanya: Lipschitz!
All: He had it coming! He had it coming! He only had himself to blame. If you'd have been there... If you'd have seen it...
Two: I betcha you would have done the same!
Siren: Pop.
Kitten: Six.
Anna: Squish.
Cacey: Uh-Uh.
Two: Cicero.
Tanya: Lipschitz!
Siren: You know how people have these little habits that get you down? Like... Cam. Cam liked to chew gum. No, not chew. Pop. So, I came home this one day and I'm really irritated, and I'm looking for a little sympathy, and there's Cam, lyin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer, and chewin'. No, not chewin'. Poppin'. So, I said to him, I said, "You pop that gum one more time..." And he did.
Siren: So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots... ...into his head.
All: He had it coming! He had it coming! He only had himself to blame. If you'd have been there... If you'd have heard it! I betcha you would have done the same!
Kitten: I met Rett Fallison from Salt Lake City about two years ago and he told me he was single and we hit it off right away. So, we started living together. He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner. And then I found out. "Single" he told me. Single, my ass. Not only was he married. Oh, no... He had six wives. One of those Mormons, you know. So that night when he came home from work... I fixed him his drink... as usual.
Kitten: You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic!
Siren, Kitten, Anna, Tanya: Hah! He had it coming!
Two, Cacey: Pop, Six, Squish, Uh-Uh,
Siren, Kitten, Anna, Tanya: He had it coming!
Two, Cacey: Cicero, Lipschitz!
Siren, Kitten, Anna, Tanya: He took a flower in its prime! And then he used it...
Two, Cacey: Pop, Six, Squish, Uh-Uh,
Siren, Kitten, Anna, Tanya: And he abused it!
Two, Cacey: Cicero, Lipschitz!
Siren, Kitten, Anna, Tanya: It was a murder, But not a crime!
Anna: Now, I'm standing in the kitchen, carvin' up the chicken for dinner, minding my own business, and in storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage. "You been screwin' the milkman," he says. He was crazy! And he kept on screamin',"You been screwin' the milkman!"
Anna: And then he ran into my knife... He ran into my knife ten times!
All: If you'd have been there.. If you'd have seen it... I betcha you would have done the same!
Cacey: Mit keresek, enn itt? Azt mondjok, hogy lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan vagyok. Nem tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tetten. Probaltam a rendorsegen megmagyarazni de nem ertettek meg...
Anna: Yeah, but did you do it?
Cacey: Uh-uh! Not... guilty!
Two: My sister, Veronica, and I did this double act and my husband, Charlie, traveled around with us. Now for the last number in our act, we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row. One, two, three, four, five... Splits, spread eagles, back flips, flip flops, one right after the other. So, this one night before the show, we were down at the Hotel Cicero, the three of us, boozin'... havin' a few laughs. And we ran out of ice, so I go out to get some. I come back, open the door... And there's Veronica and Charlie doing Number Seventeen -the spread eagle!
Two: Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead.
Girls: They had it coming! They had it coming! They had it coming all along.
Two: I didn't do it! But if I'd done it, How could you tell me that I was wrong?
Two: They had it coming!
Girls: They had it coming!
Two: They had it coming!
Girls: They had it coming!
Two: They had it coming,
Girls: They took a flower,
Two: All along!
Girls: In its prime!
Two: I didn't do it!
Girls: And then they used it,
Two: But if I'd done it,
Girls: And they abused it
Two: How could you tell me,
Girls: It was a murder,
Two: That I was wrong?
Girls: But not a crime!
Tanya: I loved Tyler Langley more than I can possibly say. He was a real artistic guy... Sensitive...a painter. But he was always trying to find himself. He'd go out every night, looking for himself... and along the way he found Carrie, Annette, Momo... and Emoi.
Tanya: I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive... and I saw him dead.
All: The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum!
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum!
Siren, Kitten, Tanya: They had it comin'!
Two, Anna, Cacey: They had it comin'!
Siren, Kitten, Tanya: They had it comin'!
Two, Anna, Cacey: They had it comin'!
Siren, Kitten, Tanya: They had it comin',
Two, Anna, Cacey: They had it comin',
Siren, Kitten, Tanya: All along!
Two, Anna, Cacey: All along!
Siren, Kitten, Tanya: 'Cause if they used us,
Two, Anna, Cacey: 'Cause if they used us,
Siren, Kitten, Tanya: And they abused us,
Two, Anna, Cacey: And they abused us,
Siren, Kitten, Tanya: How could you tell us,
Two, Anna, Cacey: How could you tell us,
Siren, Kitten, Tanya: That we were wrong?
Two, Anna, Cacey: That we were wrong?
Two, Anna, Cacey: He had it coming! He had it coming! He only had himself to blame. If you'd have been there... If you'd have seen it... I betcha you would have done the same!
Siren: You pop that gum one more time!
Kitten: Single my ass.
Anna: Ten times!
Cacey: Miert csukott Uncle Sam bortonbe.
Two: Number Seventeen - the spread eagle.
Tanya: Artistic differences.
Siren: Pop.
Kitten: Six.
Anna: Squish.
Cacey: Uh-Uh.
Two: Cicero.
Tanya: Lipschitz!