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Post by Hara.Otaku.Master on Jun 8, 2007 21:43:38 GMT -5
~~~~~~~~Disclaimer!~~~~~~~~ ~Blood Roar does Not belong to me! It belongs to Vitani! I just made the names. Now please enjoy the show! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter 1 "The beginning... Run!"
Wolf: Hello everyone! I'm Wolf and welcome to the Blood Roar Truth or Dare Show!
Audience: *cricket chirps*
Wolf: Fine then if you won't clap.... *points to men in black with big guns*
Audience: Whooo!!! *screaming*
Wolf: That's better... Now we will bring out the Blood Roar Characters!
*Luka, Coili and Katashi come on the stage*
Audience: Yeah!!! *screams* We love you Koi Fish!!!!!
*Silence, everywhere*
Wolf:.. Okay... Anyway.. *point to the Blood Characters who don't seem to care* Your here to be in a show about Truth or Dare!
Coili: What! I thought this was for a contract to have my own Anime!
Wolf: *devil voice* Shut up!!! >: >
Katashi: Beware Wolf's Bipolarness...
Luka: Maybe it will be fun?...
Coili: Wrong-O!
Wolf: What did I say!! *starts beating Coi*
Coili: But their talking!!
Wolf: I said 'Shut Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Katashi: And this is Blood Roar Truth and Dare. Send Wolf your Dares and we'll get to them on the show...
Luka: That's right!
*In the background Wolf is beating the mess out of Coi*
Wolf: This is Wolf! send in your Dares!
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Post by Hara.Otaku.Master on Jun 8, 2007 23:00:14 GMT -5
~~~~~~~~Disclaimer!~~~~~~~~ ~Blood Roar does Not belong to me! It belongs to Vitani! I just made the names. Now please enjoy the show! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter 2 "The first Dare!"
Wolf: Hello everyone! I'm Wolf and welcome to the Blood Roar Truth or Dare Show!
Audience: *one guy*You suck!
Wolf: *Snaps fingers*
*A man in black shots the guy*
Wolf:.. Now I have the first Dare! But before we go to it I want you all to give a big round of aplause to my Guest Host... Vit-chan!!
*Vit-Chan comes on stage*
Audience: *clap since no one want to be the guy who got shot*
Vit: Thank you! I'm glad to be here!
Wolf: You better be! ^^
Vit: Soo... Where's are Blood Cast?
Wolf: *presses a button that makes a cage come down from the ceiling. With everyone in it even Ella*
Cast: Help us! This lady's crazy!!!
Vit: That's what she's paid to do...
Wolf: Now.. The first Dare is from 'If your reading this your special! LMAO!!!'.. What a good boy... Now it reads "Dear Wolfy, I have a dare! My Dare is that the whole Cast should sing wierd parody songs! Sighed, LMAO!!!"... Well you heard that! Start singin' Boys!
Vit: This should be good...
~~~~~~Singing~~~~~~ Coili: I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan New York and Japan
Katashi: I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car Too sexy by far And I'm too sexy for my hat Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that
I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my ~~~~~~Singing~~~~~~ Luka: I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl THAT I have it, I should f*g it Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation
Coili: You're so ugly you disgust me!
Ella: I'm a bland homely girl All alone in the world I'm as flat as a board Thin and lanky
Katashi: You're a dog and a troll Were you hit by a train? Don't go near you 'cause you breath is STANKY! ~~~~~~Singing~~~~~~ Katashi: Ummmmmmmmmm...
Coili: [Laughter] I'm a ninja! It's your birthday! I'm a ninja! It's your birthday! I'm a ninja!
Katashi: Ummmm. Quiet. I'm trying to concentrate.
Coili: Dude, we're ninjas now! We graduated from Ninja Tech.
Katashi: Yeah, but that means respecting what it means to be a ninja, which means patience--
Coili: No, dude, I'm going to go to parties and people aren't even gonna know I'm there, and they're gonna be like, "Did you hear something, Tad?" And they'll gonna be like, "No," and they look up and I'm all clinging up on the ceiling, and they're gonna be like, "What the--a ninja? Awesome it's a party!" And I'll be like, "Just throw the cake up here, please!" Dude, I'm a ninja!
Katashi: Dude, listen--
Coili: I'm a ninja!
Katashi: No no no, don't exploit--
Coili: I'm wearing all black!
Katashi: Don't exploit the ninja. The ninja is calm. Repeat! Calm!
Coili: Calm, yeah, I know but--
Katashi: Okay, defense...
Coili: Oh yeah.
Katashi: Strategy...
Coili: Yes.
Katashi: Eye of the dragon.
Coili: Oohhh!
Katashi: Feel the power of the energy from below.
Coili: We must go out and ninja in the night.
Katashi: You must start our quest.
Coili: Shall we?
Katashi: Yes.
[Song]
Katashi: Like the shadow serpent, the silence is my veil!
Coili: Yes, and with precision of the cobra--
Katashi: Ninjas kill and leave no trail.
[Together] We know ancient stuff, and we have fun messing things up.
Coili: For instance!
Katashi: In the confusion of a smoke bomb, I could remove your bra and you wouldn't even notice!
Coili: I can jump ROOF to ROOF and get my friends free cable. It's bad (stronger uses for mule)!
Katashi: I used my Chinese star to pick the locks and steal your car!
Coili: Rock and roll!
Katashi: Ninja of the night!
Coili: Ninja of the night!
[Together] Ninja of the night! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wolf: We that's all we have for today...
Vit: But be sure to seen in your dares!
[Together] This is your show... The Blood Roar Truth and Dare Show!!! (c)Songs to their owners.
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Post by Hara.Otaku.Master on Jun 10, 2007 19:59:56 GMT -5
~~~~~~~~Disclaimer!~~~~~~~~ ~Blood Roar does Not belong to me! It belongs to Vitani! I just made the names. Now please enjoy the show! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter 3 "Number 3!!!!... Um.. Yeah..."
*Wolf staring at the crowd, snoring*
Coili: Wake up fool! Were rolling!
*Coi starts shaking Wolf crazy*
*Then Wolf slaps Coili*
Wolf: Perv! Trying to get a girl in her sleep.... what... Where rolling... I was asleep standing up..... And I'm repeating everything you say so I'm making it worse...
*Wolf turns to the crowd*
*In the background Katashi, Luka, Ella and Vit-chan are playing cards*
All of Them: Just Start the Show!
Wolf: Okay.... ~
Wolf: Ello! This is Wolf and this is Blood Roar Truth or Dare!
Audience: Wh00t!!!
Wolf: We have a new dare and it from.... 'Vitani'... Vit writes... "Dear Wolfy-Chan, My dare is that the cast should sing 'Anying you can do' for the show. Vitani... P.S. In five second I'm going to be right beside you...'
Audience: 1...2...3...4...5
*Wolf looks to her side and sees Vit*
Vit: Yo....
Wolf: The Dare is ON!!!!!
Katashi: Another singing one....
Wolf & Vit: Shut up and Sing!!!! ~~~~~~Singing~~~~~~ L&E: Anything you can do I can do better ......I can do anything better than you
C&K: No, you can't
L&E: Yes, I can
C&K: No, you can't
L&E: Yes, I can
C&K: No, you can't
L&E: Yes, I can, yes, I can
C&K: Anything you can be I can be greater ......Sooner or later I'm greater than you
L&E: No, you're not
C&K: Yes, I am
L&E: No, you're not
C&K: Yes, I am
L&E: No, you're not
C&K: Yes, I am, yes I am
C&K: I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
L&E: I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
C&K: I can live on bread and cheese
L&E: And only on that?
C&K: Yep!
L&E: So can a rat.
C&K: Any note you can sing I can sing higher
L&E: I can sing any note higher than you
C&K: No, you can't!
L&E: Yes, I can!
C&K: No, you can't
L&E: Yes, I can
C&K: No, you can't
L&E: Yes, I can
C&K: No, you can't
L&E: Yes, I can
C&K: No, you can't(Higher)
L&E: Yes, I can(Highest)
C&K: How DO you sing that high?
L&E: I'm a GIRL!
L&E: Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper ......I can buy anything cheaper than you
C&K: Fifty cents
L&E: Forty cents
C&K: Thirty cents
L&E: Twenty cents
C&K: No, you can't
L&E: Yes, I can, yes, I can
C&K: Anything you can say I can say softer
L&E: I can say anything softer than you
C&K: No, you can't
L&E: Yes, I can
C&K: No, you can't
L&E: Yes, I can
C&K: No, you can't
L&E: Yes, I can(softly), yes, I can(loudest)
C&K: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
L&E: I can do it quicker and get even sicker
C&K: I can open any safe
L&E: Without being caught?
C&K: Tchoo'bet.
L&E: That's what I thought, ya crook.
C&K: Any note you can hold I can hold longer.
L&E: I can hold any note longer than you
C&K: No, you can't
L&E: Yes, I can
C&K: No, you can't
L&E: Yes, I can
C&K: No, you can't
L&E: Yes, I can, yes, I can(longest)
C&K: Yes, you can!
C&K: Where d'you keep all that air?
L&E: Eh.
C&K: Oh...
L&E: Anything you can wear I can wear better ......In what you wear I'd look better than you
C&K: In my coat
L&E: In your vest
C&K: In my shoes
L&E: In your hat
C&K: No, you can't
L&E: Yes, I can, yes, I can
C&K: Anything you can say I can say faster
L&E: I can say anything faster than you
C&K: Noyoucan't
L&E: YesIcan
C&K: Noyoucan't
L&E: YesIcan
C&K: Noyoucan't
L&E: YesIcan
C&K: Noyoucan't(faster)
L&E: YesIcan(fastest)
C&K: I can jump a hurdle
L&E: I can wear a girdle
C&K: I can knit a sweater
L&E: I can fill it better
C&K: I can do most anything
L&E: Can you bake a pie?
C&K: No...
L&E: Neither can I!
C&K: Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter
L&E: I can sing anything sweeter than you
C&K: No, you can't
L&E: Yes, I can
C&K: No, you can't
L&E: Oh, yes, I can
C&K: No, you can't
L&E: Yes, I can
C&K: No, you can't
L&E: Yes, I can
C&K: No, you can't, can't, can't
L&E: Yes, I can, can, can, can
C&K: No, you can't
L&E: Yes, I can ~~~~~~End Of Singing~~~~~~ Wolf: Well you all sucked... Well I'm Wolf and this is your show.... Blood Roar Truth or Dare Show!!!!
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Post by Hara.Otaku.Master on Jul 11, 2007 23:01:45 GMT -5
~~~~~~~~Disclaimer!~~~~~~~~ ~Blood Roar does Not belong to me! It belongs to Vitani! I just made the names. Now please enjoy the show! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chapter 4 "God... If this is a Show... Why the Hell are there Chapters?!?!?"
Wolf: *Laying on the Stage, asleep. Snuggled to her Kiba*
Kiba: *Opens eyes* Hey!... Wolfy-Chan... Why are there people watching us...
*Wolf sit's up*
Wolf: Holy Crap! I forgot all about the Show!
~~~~~~Please Wait, While Your Connect Is Put Through~~~~~~
Wolf: Welcome to the Blood Roar Truth and Dare Show!
Audience: ... Wh00t!
Wolf: That's what I like to hear...
Wolf: Anyway.... Today... Vitani couldn't be here...
*Sad music plays*
Wolf: But in her place... My smexy friend Kiba will take her place! *smile*
Kiba: Yo!
*Vitani in the background*
Vit: Hey! I'm here! Went to go buy some Capuchinos...
*Vitani throws Kiba and Wolf the drinks*
Wolf: Heehee... Anyway! This next Letter is from "Riley". Riley writes... "I have a truth instead of a dare, but I dunno if they know or not. My truth is for them to say which boy/girl they'd go out with, if they absolutely HAVE to. >.> Yeah. Thankies!" ... Phff! *Laughs* This is a good one.. But I have a twist on it! You will Vote on who you want to go out with, like you Vote someone off Surviver!
Coili: ... Is that it?..
Wolf: Let me finsh! *growl*
Wolf: And the one with the most Votes will win... But the Losers....
Vit: Will have to watch a slideshow....
Kiba: With naked Gai-Sensai pics... *Shudder*
Wolf: Have Fun! >=3 *Sips Starbucks WhiteMocha*
~~~~~Voting~~~~~
Wolf: Welcome, to Blood Roar Truth or Dare... The Truth Edition....
Vit: Let's start the Voting with... Uh... Ella...
Ella: Yay!
Vit: Uh... Coili!
Coili: Aw...
*Coili walks over to the Camera where a Voting box is*
Coili: I vote for myself... Hey... Why can't I vote for myself... I don't want to see Gai's naked ass...
*Coili walks back*
Kiba: Next!
*Katashi walks over to the box*
Katashi: I choose... Luka... Since we're kinda alike... Plus her innocent eye's don't need to see this kinda stuff... Yet... *Evil grin*
*Katashi walks back*
Kiba: Next'y!
*Luka walks up*
Luka: I vote on... Katashi... Since... Gai is kinda creepy.... Plus. Katashi is innocent... Now... *Dirty smile*
*Luka walks back*
Kiba: Come on people! Move it....
*Ella walks up*
Ella: I vote for myself... I know how Coili is...
*Ella walks back*
Kiba: Your turn Wolfy-Chan! *smiles*
*Wolf walks up*
Wolf: I vote for Kiba-sama! He's sooo Smexy!
*Walks back like an excited Japanese School girl*
Kiba: Vitani-Chan! Your up!
*Vitani walks up*
Vit: I vote... For meh' self! I mean... Who wouldn't! *grin*
*Vitani skips back whistling*
Kiba: My turn I guess...
*Kiba walks up smiling*
Kiba: This is for my Wolfy-Chan! Isn't she the most Kawaii-est thing you've seen!?!
*Kiba marches back smiling*
Wolf: Well... Let's Tally the Votes......
~~~A few minutes Later.....~~~
Wolf: *Throwing things around* What the Hell! What the Hell man!
Kiba: Calm down...
Vit: Its okay... Nobody lost...
Wolf: No its not okay! I told Gai to bring those pictures for a reason! I didn't have that weird conversation with him asking for Nudey Pictures for nothing!!!.... Wait a second....
*Wolf looks at the Audience*
Wolf: *Evil grin*
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*Screams in the background*
Wolf: *Arms around Vitani and Kiba* Well this is your show! The Blood Roar Truth and Dare Show!
Vitani: And remember!
Kiba: Send in your Truths and Dares, and you might see them on the show!.... Hey... Wolfy-Chan... What did you do with the Naked Gai SlideShow?
Wolf: *Evil grin* I don't know... You should ask the Audience.... *Larger Evil Grin*
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Kiba (c) Owner
Surviver (c) Owner
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Post by Hara.Otaku.Master on Nov 5, 2007 21:48:00 GMT -5
~~~~~~~~Disclaimer!~~~~~~~~ ~Blood Roar does Not belong to me! It belongs to Vitani! I just made the names. Now please enjoy the show! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter 5 "Dude, where's my Wolf?"
Wolf: *Staring at the Audience* Okay... Who's turn was it to feed the Audience?
*Everyone is on the stage playing Poker*
Coili: Not me!
Luka: Not I! Ha! I win! Money, Money, Money! ^^
Katashi: Damn... Oh, Not meh'!
Ella: Cheater! Nope!
Kiba: I thought it was Vit's turn.... Ha! I win! Give me your Yen! x3
Vit.: Nope, I feed them last week....
Wolf: Men in Black....
Men in Black: M.J.....
M.J.: Heehee! It was Wolf's turn! Owww!
Wolf: Thank you Micheal... You add another thing on my list to do... Kill you...
M.J.: Wha'
Wolf: *Snaps Fingers and Men in Black shoots him*
M.J.: The Children!... Tell Bubbles and.. Tedo... Hee... Hee....
Wolf: Now on with the show!
Coili: But you just-
Wolf: On with the show!!!!
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Wolf: Welcome to the Blood Roar Truth and Dare Show!
Audience: *Dead*
Wolf: I still love you anyway... Today we have a Dare!
Coili: Whoop-Dedo!
Wolf: Die. Any way it's from a close friend of Vit's, Jeorgia. Jeorgia writes..'Heya! I'm Jeorgia, Vitani's bestest IRL friend! Anyhoo, I was reading over her shoulder, and I have a dare! How about each character has to say what they consider the other characters' theme songs? If you include this, thanks! If not, maybe I'll think up a better one some other time. ;D' Ha... Silly girl. Dares are always accepted!
Katashi: Will we have to sing the songs in their Voice?
Wolf: Yes. Good Shapeshifter!
Katashi: *Tail wags*
Coili: *Rolls eyes*
Wolf: Shut Up!
Coili: O.O
Wolf: >= <
Kiba: Let's just get started shall we before this becomes an Emoicon Contest...
~~~~Singing... Bitches....~~~~ Katashi: This is Katashi in the singing style of Coili.. Ehm.....
Katashi: I'm the Scatman!
Coili: O,O;;
Katashi: (Scatting)
Coili: You have to be kidding me...
Katashi: Everybody stutters one way or the other So check out my message to you. As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back. If the Scatman can do it so can you.
Coili: *Sigh*
Katashi: Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters But doesn't ever stutter when he sings. But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now That the stutter and the scat is the same thing. Yo I'm the Scatman.
Everyone Else: *Dancing in the background*
Katashi: Where's the Scatman? I'm the Scatman!
~~~~~~Singing.. *Sigh*~~~~~~ Ella: My turn! I'm gunna be Luka.
Luka: I hope your good. ^^
Ella: I will!
Ella: Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or Ill sit on you The word is out, better treat me right cause Im the king of cellulite Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
Luka: *Twitch*
Ella: My zippers bust, my buckles break Im too much 'wo'man for you to take The pavement cracks when I fall down I've got more chins than chinatown Well, I've never used a phone booth And I've never seen my toes When I'm goin' to the movies I take up seven rows
Luka: You little... *Growl*
Ella: Because Im fat, Im fat, come on!
Coili: Fat, fat, really really fat!
Ella: You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it!
Coili: Fat, fat, really really fat!
Ella: You know Im fat, Im fat, come on you know
Coili: Fat, fat, really really fat!
Ella: Dontcha call me pudgy, portly or stout Just now tell me once again whos fat!
Luka: Note to self... Both Coi and Ella are getting Death Notes....
~~~~~Singing... Ummm.. Yeah...~~~~~ Luka: Payback! This is Ella! *Get's ready*
Luka: Kat! I am a' Kitty Kat! And I Dance, Dance, Dance And I Dance, Dance, Dance
Ella: But I don't dance?...
Luka:.. Well... You should! Take that society!
~~~~~~~~Finally... The Last one......~~~~~~ Coili: Best for last, right?
Wolf: No.
Coili: -.- Whatever.. Anyway! Here's Katashi.... Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh, Here I am at Camp Grenada Camp is very entertaining and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
Katashi: I don't have parents... O.O
Coili: I went hiking with Joe Spivy, He developed poison ivy, You remember Leonard Skinner, He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.
Katashi: Who's 'Joe Spivy'? O.O?
Coili: All the counselors hate the waiters And the lake has alligators And the head coach wants no sissies So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.
Katashi: I'm just going to leave now... - -;
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Wolf: Well as always... You guys suck... Till next time,
Vitani: Don't forget...
Kiba: To send in...
Everyone: Your Truth or Dares!
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Songs (c) Owner Kiba (c) Owner
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