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Post by Vivinette Rendair on May 9, 2009 0:12:19 GMT -5
Oh yes.... I have waaay too much time on my hands. xDD SO! I'll be making these~~
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Post by Vivinette Rendair on May 9, 2009 0:12:59 GMT -5
(Parody of The Other Boleyn Girl trailer.)
Mr. Tomes: An opportunity has arisen to be mistress of the king of England. You could secure for this family incalculable wealth and position.
Ellie: Do I have a choice?
Zero: No.
Ellie: *to Toxin* Do you think he'll like me?
Toxin: Of course he will. Sit still. How could he not?
Tyler: The King! The King!
Mr. Tomes: May I present my daughter, Ellie Tomes.
Trey: You were right to bring me here.
*Toxin opens the door*
Trey: And who are you?
Toxin: Toxin, Your Grace.
Trey: The other Tomes girl.
Toxin: Yes.
Mr. Tomes: Toxin, you've obviously made a deep impression on the king.
Ellie: What?
Narrator: In an age where a woman's destiny....
Mrs. Tomes: Our daughters are being traded like cattle for the advancement of men.
Narrator: ....was determined by her father...
Mr. Tomes: It's done.
Trey: *to Toxin* Tonight.
Ellie: *to Toxin* Try to please him. If you can.
Narrator: One sister followed the rules...
Toxin: I didn't betray you, you do know that.
Ellie: All I know is that a man who didn't know who you were was with you in that room for half an hour.
Narrator: The other defied them.
Trey: And what would you know of great men?
Ellie: I'd know one if he were before me.
Trey: Do you see one here?
Ellie: Looking, my Lord. *looks at Trey* Ah. Found one. *in a whisper* I could give you the son you desire.
Toxin: *to Ellie* We're sisters.
Ellie: And therefore born to be rivals.
Trey: *to Ellie* You'll give yourself to me now.
Ellie: Make me your queen.
Zero: These are dangerous times. The failure to provide a male heir has weakened the king's power.
Ellie: Soon it will be out... That I cannot bear children...
Toxin: You reached too high.
Mrs. Tomes: These rooms belonged to the king's closest friend. His head now rots on a spike.
Ellie: He will have me burned...!
Trey: I have torn this country apart... for you!
Zero: The only person whose testimony he will trust... is Toxin!
Ellie: You're my only hope! My life depends on it!
Toxin: I beg you.... Spare my sister...
Trey: Why are you here for her?
Toxin: Because she is my sister... And therefor one half of me....
Narrator: The Other Tomes Girl...
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Post by Vivinette Rendair on May 9, 2009 0:38:12 GMT -5
(In the style of Mean Girls trailer.)
Sam: *narrating* I'm 16, and until today, I was homeschooled. And then it was good-bye Africa.... And hello highschool.
Sam: Hi, I'm Sam.
Hayley: I'm Hayley. This is Eric.
Eric: Watch out, new meat coming through!
Hayley: This map shows the central nervous system: the cafeteria. You got your cool Asians, burnouts, jocks, the greatest people you will ever meet... and the worst.
Tanya: So, you've never been to a real school before? Shut up. Shut up!
Sam: I didn't say anything.
Hayley: Plastics.
Sam: Who are the Plastics?
Eric: They're teen royalty.
Hayley: That's Chloe Lee. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet.
Chloe: I'm kind of... psychic.
Sam: Really?
Chloe: It's like I have ESPN or something.
Hayley: Desirae Banks.
Rissa: She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
Hayley: And evil takes a human form in Tanya Young. She knows everything about everyone.
Eric: That's why her hair's so big. It's full of secrets.
Desirae: *to Sam* We want to invite you to have lunch with us.
Sam: Tanya seems... sweet.
Tanya: *honks the car horn* Get in, loser, we're going shopping.
Sam: Your house is really nice.
Tanya: I know, right?
Sam: *narrating* Being with the Plastics was like leaving the actual world... and entering girl world.
Desirae: So, have you seen any guys that you think are cute yet?
Sam: There's this one guy in my Calculus class. His name's Zero Lancaster.
Desirae and Chloe: *gasp*
Chloe: No!
Desirae: No! That is Tanya's ex-boyfriend. Ex-boyfriends are off-limits, I mean that's just like, the rules of feminism!
Tanya: *over the phone to Sam* Desirae told me you like Zero Lancaster. I could talk to him for you if you want?
Sam: Really? You would do that?
Tanya: *to Zero* You're so hot.
Sam: *gasps* Why would she do that?!
Hayley: She's a life-ruiner!
Sam: *narrating* I knew how this would be settled in the animal world. *feral snarls* But this was girl world. All the fighting had to be sneaky.
Tanya: I want to lose three pounds.
Sam: They're these nutrition bars that my mom uses to lose weight.
Tyler: Why're you eating a Calteen bar?
Tanya: What?
Tyler: They make you gain weight like crazy.
Tanya: Who does she think she is? I like, invented her!
Chloe: *reading her apology to the group of girls* I'm sorry that I laughed at you.... *turns and falls back into the group*
Kendra: I'm sorry I called you fat. *falls into the group*
Desirae: I'm sorry people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular. *falls back; only Chloe catches her*
Athena: Walk it off, walk it off!
Chloe: You know who's looking fine tonight? Thomas Greenfell.
Desirae: He's your cousin.
Chloe: What, he's a good kisser!
(I never said they made sense. xD)
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Post by Vivinette Rendair on May 9, 2009 0:56:21 GMT -5
(In the style of the Taken trailer.)
Mr. Collins: Why do you want to go to Paris?
Sam: *giggles* Dad, hello? The Leufre, the Impressionist museums, the Picasso museum... I really, really wanna go.
Mr. Collins: I don't think a seventeen year old should be traveling alone.
Athena: You're pathetic...
Mr. Collins: Sam. Three conditions. I want the address and phone number of where you're staying.
Sam: Okay...
Mr. Collins: If you move, I want to know where and with whom you'll be staying.
Sam: Okay...!
Mr. Collins: Call me when you land. Call me every night before you go to sleep.
Sam: Okay! Thank you, Daddy! Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
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Sam: *on the phone, to Mr. Collins* There's someone here....
Mr. Collins: What?
Sam: Ohmigod, they got Marissa! They took her! *screams*
Mr. Collins: I don't know who you are... And I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a ransom, I can tell you, I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will look for you. I will find you. And I will kill you.
Zero: Good luck.
(Ohsht. xD I love this movie. And Mr. Collins is Sam's yakuza daddy, btw. :'D)
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Post by Vivinette Rendair on May 9, 2009 10:55:08 GMT -5
(In the style of the Atonement movie trailer.)
Rissa: Kit?
Kitten: Yes?
Rissa: Why don't you talk to Rett anymore?
Kitten: I do. We just move in different circles, that's all.
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Kitten: *to Rett* Beautiful day.
Rett: Are you enjoying your book?
Kitten: Not really. Fairfielding any day. It's much more passionate.
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Rissa: Can I tell you something? Something really terrible?
Kitten: Rissa read it.
Rett: It was a mistake. It was never meant to be read.
Kitten: No.
Chloe: What's Kitten going to do?
Rissa: I don't know.
Kitten: It's been there for weeks. You know what I'm talking about, don't you? You knew before I did.
Rett: Why are you crying?
Rissa: *watching Kitten and Rett* *gasps* ...Kitten!
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Rissa: You ought to call the police.
Ronwe: You saw him?
Rissa: Yes, I saw him.
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Rett: Marissaaa!
Rissa: *screams and drops her flashlight*
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Rissa: I know it was him.
Ronwe: You know it was him....? Or you saw him?
Rissa: Yes. I saw him. I saw him with my own eyes.
Kitten: I wouldn't believe everything Marissa tells you.
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Kitten: *in a whisper, to Rett* I love you... Come back.... Come back to me...
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Kitten: I'll wait for you... Come back.
Rett: I will return. I will find you.
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Kitten: I know what I did was terrible, and I don't expect you to forgive me.
Rissa: Imagine not knowing if he'd ever come back.
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Marissa: I'm very, very sorry for the distress that I have caused...
Kitten: Liar! Liar! Liar!
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Rett: The thing is... I'm expected back, you see!
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Rett: If all we have... rests on a few moments in a library three and a half years ago... Then I'm not sure... I don't know!
Kitten: *in a whisper* Come back to me...
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Post by Vivinette Rendair on May 9, 2009 11:49:11 GMT -5
Siren: What if this is it, Cam?! What if this is all there is to our life? You have to have a plan! Why do I have to be the responsible grownup who worries? Why can't I be the cure, carefree Irish guy who sings all the time?
Cam: 'Cause you can't sing without makin' dogs bark?
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Siren: I can't give you much..... It won't last....
Cam: I'm not goin' anywhere.
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Dante: Cam Fisher's life may be over... But he lives forever in our hearts.
Siren: I think it'll be alright.... if I never leave my apartment until I'm old.
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-doorbell rings-
Zane: Are you Siren Fisher? -as a birthday greeter-
Siren: If I am, will you sing at me?
Zane: Yes.
Siren: No, I'm not.
Zane: I got a delivery.
Siren: What is this?
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Cam: -on the recorder- Hey, baby. Surprise! I have a plan. I've written ye letters. Letters that will be coming to you all sorts of ways. Now, you must do what I say, okay?
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Siren: You're still here, aren't you? I can feel you.
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Cam: -on the recorder- I hereby free you.
Siren: Cam planned a trip to Ireland.
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Toxin: -reading from a letter- Make sure my baby has a good time. I want you to take her fishing..!
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Cam: -on the recorder- I got a little crazy... So just go out and celebrate tonight!
Kitten: Love that!
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Kitten: Are you single?
Thomas: Yes.
Kitten: Are you gay?
Thomas: ...Yes.
Kitten: Okay... -walks off-
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Siren: What do you think?
Eric: I think you're hot. ......Sorry, I have a syndrome.
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Cam: See, I don't worry about your rememberin' me... Life had changed as we knew it. And now it's changed again, love.
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Siren: I feel like Cam's guiding me... You think that's silly?
Ellie: I wish I had a someone dead telling me what to do.
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Siren: There's absolutely no way I'm doing this. -about kareoke-
Cam: Yes. You are.
Siren: No. I'm not.
Cam: Oh yes, you are!
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Cam: P.S. I love you.
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Kitten: Are you single?
Artemis: Yes.
Kitten: Are you gay?
Artemis: -laughs- No.
Kitten: Are you working...?
Artemis: No.
Kitten: ... -walks off-
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Post by Vivinette Rendair on Nov 25, 2009 1:16:43 GMT -5
NEW MOON. YEEEEEY. ----------------- Skylar: The Volturi are the closest thing my world has to royalty. They enforce the law. Chris: -biting his nail- Vampires have laws? ------------ -in the truck- Naerine: You're a human, who knows entirely too much about us. They could kill us all. ------------- -in the forest- Skylar: You just don't belong in my world, Chris... Chris: I belong with you. Skylar: This is the last time you'll ever see me. Please, just promise me you won't do anything reckless. ------------- Chris: -in an email- The absence of him is everywhere I look. It's like a huge hole has been punched through my chest. ------------- -sitting on the steps at the theater- Chase: I know what he did to you.... But Chris, I would never, ever do that. ------------ Chris: -in his mind- There's only one way I know to see him. ------------ Colt: -walking back with Chris from a gang of bikers- So, you're an adrenaline junkie now? ------------ Chris: -in his mind- If a rush of danger is what it takes to see him, then that's what I'll find. ----------- Chris: -dives into the water from a cliff- Chase: -after pulling him out- What the hell were you thinking? ---------- Naerine: -in Chris's house- Chris, it's Skylar. He thinks you're dead! Chris: What?! Naerine: He's going to the Volturi.... He wants to die, too. ----------- Chase: -trying to stop Chris- He left you, Chris. He didn't want you anymore! -after a moment- Please.... Stay here.... with me.... Chris: I have to go. --------- Naerine: -in the car- He's going to make a scene. The Volturi will kill him if he reveals himself in the sunlight. --------- Chris: -running towards Skylar- No, Skylar, don't! -------- -in the hall- Zero: The boy comes with us. Skylar: You can go to hell. Chris: Skylar, I'm scared... -------- Felicia: -talking to Skylar- This may hurt just a little. Chris: No, please, please!
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