Post by Trinity Connor on Dec 29, 2008 13:04:47 GMT -5
1: Smarties
2: Crispy Crunch & Coffee Crisp
3: The size of our football fields & 1 less down
4: Baseball is Canadian
5: Lacrosse is Canadian
6: Hockey is Canadian
7: Basketball is Canadian
8: Apple Pie is Canadian
9: Mr. Dress-up kick Mr. Rogers ass
10: Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Doughnuts ass
11: In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their "White House". Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home & partied...Go figure...
12: Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
13: We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14: Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15: The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing...but showed up just in time to get caught.
16: We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17: The Hudson's Bay company one owned over 10% of the earth's surface & is still around as the world's oldest company.
18: The average dog sled team can kill & devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19: We still know what to do with all the parts of a Buffalo.
20: We don't marry our kin-folk.
21: We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, the Zamboni, the telephone & short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22: We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal & lived to tell about it. *I have, that's for sure.
BUT, MOST IMPORTANT!
23:...the handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on.
OOOOoohhhh Canada!!
Oh yeah... & our elections only take one day.
2: Crispy Crunch & Coffee Crisp
3: The size of our football fields & 1 less down
4: Baseball is Canadian
5: Lacrosse is Canadian
6: Hockey is Canadian
7: Basketball is Canadian
8: Apple Pie is Canadian
9: Mr. Dress-up kick Mr. Rogers ass
10: Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Doughnuts ass
11: In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their "White House". Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home & partied...Go figure...
12: Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
13: We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14: Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15: The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing...but showed up just in time to get caught.
16: We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17: The Hudson's Bay company one owned over 10% of the earth's surface & is still around as the world's oldest company.
18: The average dog sled team can kill & devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19: We still know what to do with all the parts of a Buffalo.
20: We don't marry our kin-folk.
21: We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, the Zamboni, the telephone & short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22: We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal & lived to tell about it. *I have, that's for sure.
BUT, MOST IMPORTANT!
23:...the handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on.
OOOOoohhhh Canada!!
Oh yeah... & our elections only take one day.